The third world is a great place to be , the smell of smog , the long short trips , waking up to the sound of Booms early morning . That's just amazing. But before you can truly enjoy the third world , you will need someone to show you the basics of how everyday life in the third world is , from getting your wallet stolen to stepping on Spicy Used to be rice . Join me as we go through the strawberry fields of mayhem and easy money . . . Welcome to the third world.
First of all , you should get your stuff ready , and by stuff I mean "the less stuff , the better". the more stuff you bring along , the harder the time you'll have when your stuck in the traffic , riding your personal jeepney , which also the personal jeepney of 15 other people (originally 10 but who cares right? easy money) . The first place you should visit? Visit the Streets , A great place where cops wont file you for jaywalking for a free meal at the local Jolibee. Where people earn new cellphones everyday , how great. Shoes of all brands and kinds for 1/8 the price with the brands of Vons and Comverse. They sell a wide array of shirts and jeans for a very cheap price , these are in super great quality that they still have evidence tags and bloodstains on them. Levi Strauss Denims That fit an American Black Bear and someone buys it because its on sale for 20 bucks. Neon Baseball caps of teams you have never heard of. The streets are open for the kids too , they sell a lot of popular toys , the ones you see on local dubbed cartoons , from Ben 17 , Ranger Powers , and the ever popular Spider Bat Man Super , A toy that has so many powers , it looks like 3 toys , accidentally bonded because of a factory defect . . but naaahh. . it cant be. educational posters of the alphabet with a shot of Shaquille O'neal and Avril Lavigne. They sell Great food there to , the ever popular "fish" ball and "fish" tempura , the cheap or should I say budget friendly "pork" siomai that still meows when eaten. Finished of with the five peso soda "RC Cola" , I saved so much that If I eat like this everyday , I would be a millionaire . . . . I would also have Hepatitis B and a Kidney Disease.
But is The Third world a Great Place for a Millionaire, Imagine the smell of an eight thousand pound dragon meat steak for your self every morning , Hearing your favorite tunes playing off your iPod 12 , Seeing your 432 tropical maids serve you a great breakfast , the same maids who gave you 432 back massages last night. wear a mirror shine suit while you ride your plane from Mandaue to Fuente. You sit around and watch TV and you only pretend to work when the Cameras arrive , have smart desperate college students do your actual work, take a handsome photo for your election poster , the election poster with 1 billion copies posted all around your neighborhood , get everyone to vote for you because you promised them free food. I mean you have cars named after fast animals and perfumes named after European male names. Elegance is your Middle name and your last name is also the last name of the previous 1,000 leaders. I mean you have Body guards that look like Batista , Shoes made from snake skin so fresh , it still hisses and glasses that make you look like a Sunny Day FPJ or Erap Estrada. You shop at a place where socks cost a fortune , your watch has too many diamonds , you cant tell time. and best of all , you're famous all over your town for doing nothing , isn't that great?! Jolly O!
The third world is what we make it , its all in your perspective , is it your paradise or your Disastrous playground , I think the third world is wonderful , But never ever believe in anything say , always remember , you'll always see me as a teenage kid with a little knicks and a lot of guts. but I'm really just a teenager who asked himself to write essays about what he sees and hears. but always remember , its NOTHING PERSONALAN :)
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